No, I’m not ready for a “smart toilet”. How to Outsmart it.
![row of smart toilet prototypes](http://igoinpeace.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Smart-Toilets-250x150.jpg)
I can’t think of anything more intrusive or degrading than big tech sniffing my poop whenever I go. All the articles I can find on it are very coy about describing or diagramming their proposed collector containers, cameras, or sample sticks. When more information becomes available, of course, we will…